Tuesday, July 12, 2011

G+U

As the adamantium trax of the robotic death machine crushes the skulls of the human race, we survivors will all look back to early July 2011 and remember when the + entered the equation. Google+ is supposed to be revolutionary, a social networking interface that takes your existing Facebook 'friends' and populates them into your + account. I've heard that the robotic minds at Google are 'perfecting' the social network experience by allowing users to create social groups so that you can brag about seeing the trailer to the new Batman movie at Comic Con without your mom asking when you will stop with the silliness and get in the business of pushing out a mutant that looks half like you so that she can feel fulfilled in some way.

Or maybe this is just me.

In this case, maybe this new Google platform is a good thing. I often times have people commenting on FB status updates that really have no business doing so. I've had girls I went to high school with say I talk about sports too much. Tuff shit, sugar tits. I like sports. Always have, always will. To me, it makes more sense than the political sewer in Washington and the turds Hollywood churns out these strange days Jim Morrison warned us about. All I'm saying is that I think G+ is a grand idea; a social networking system that takes bits and pieces of the best things of the social networking experience and perfecting it. And if Mark loses a few scheckles because of it--it was because he couldn't hang with what will ultimately become Skynet. He's still a billionaire, opportunistic douche-nozzle that looks like he'd be more comfortable throwing babies in a bonfire at Bohemian Grove than hanging out with you.




Thursday, May 5, 2011

Podcast: The New 80's

In today's total eclipse of the heart, I talk up the Royal Wedding of Kate and William, the death of Binny Laden, Insidious, the weird, yet fascinating ideas of Rupert Sheldrake, the Celtics 2011 downfall, The Fighter, and why this decade is fast resembling a strange replay of the 1980's. Pull the cord, Pepe...


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Hush...Hush...
Keep it down Now...
Voices Carry...

Monday, April 25, 2011

Podcast: Bear's Son Tale

In today's symphony of destruction, I discuss the new AMC gem "The Killing," my anger after seeing "Inside Job" and my growing dissatisfaction with giving a fuck as a result. I also consciously-stream thoughts on my novel-in-waiting, the NBA playoffs, documentary suggestions, Jim Croce and a mysterious masked-wrestler. Snap into a Slim Jim...

Inside Job
The Killing
Dead Bears
Musical Guest: Foster the People

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Podcast: No Worries

New format. A DJ style podcast where I take the show on the road and talk about Taco Bell's faux food, Batman's sell out period, a horrible Rush Limbaugh impersonation, World War Z, the younger generation's acceptance of micro-chipping and Facebook/Google's plan to retire humanity, Barry Zito and the delusion that children have about becoming a billionaire.....so freakin' bad. When this podcast hits 88 mph, yer gonna hear some serious shit.


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Musical Guests:

Royal Bangs - Fireball
Cold War Kids - Sensitive Kid
Yuck - Suck

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Podcast: Opening Daze



Feet Shoes, 2011 Baseball Season, Cloud Technology, Donnie Baseball, San Diego Douchebags in Pacific Beach, Honey Badgers, Marc Maron, Too High To Die, the Bronx Zoo Cobra, Tommy Lasorda, sunburns and Butt Fucking Egypt. They are all powerfully connected in the newest one-sided conversation that has been going on for two years straight, my dear clunges. Let Timmy Smoke.


Fake, Plastic Feet are all the rage in SoCal
Donnie in his cooler days.
Fuck You.


Brian Wilson's Epic Beard.


"The Honey Badger don't give a shit."


Musical Guest: Meat Puppets

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Podcast: Comfort Over Calimity

In today's fancy dance, I discuss John Hughes, shitty landlords, Anthony Michael Hall facsimiles, tsunami preparation, drilling, and the return to form for Dave Grohl's pet project. This one is short and sweet...

John Hughes=The Man
"I recall Central Park in Fall..."
Tsunami Preparation Bag.

Best picture I found online of the AMH doppelgänger

#WINNING


Musical Guest: Foo Fighters