Saturday, February 26, 2011

Podcast: Punch the Pheonix

In today's ep, I talk Oscars, give my top 5 movies of a very heavy-ended year, Radiohead's need to get over themselves, and why Trent Reznor should win a golden statue. After that, I go off the rails as I talk about comedians and the podcast's coming 2 year jubilee. Be warned, I cuss a lot this one. Go fuck yourself, clunges.



Louis CK pOwns Donald Rumsfeld

Even Tyler Durden Loved The Social Network

Musicial Guest: Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Podcast: Fight or Flight

Part 3 of talking to my guru, Carl. We talk about fighting and man's yearning to fight. He shares many stories as we plumb the depths of the heart of darkness. Fair warning: This episode is not to be missed.



Master Kimble.
Carl displaying his Kick Ratio.
Carl's sliced neck.
The Kimble Boys.


Carl's picture of Danny Inosanto.
Danny and Bruce.
Bruce Lee: The One Inch Punch

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Podcast: Pre-Apocalyptic Times

Gone, but not forgotten. The podcast returneth for my first episode of the 2011 season. At the top of the show, I lament my Bears and Jay CutlerGate. After that, I go into dark waters as I explore Watson: the super Jeopardy! robot, the creation of democracy in Egypt, Alan Moore, something called "The Advanced Genius Theory" and ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead's new album, Tao of the Dead. The Chicago Bears...vast conspiracy theories...prog rock concept albums...it must be the Book of Drewsus...

ipod Download Link:
http://www.divshare.com/download/14094491-778



This dude sheds some much needed light on the Jay Cutler injury in the NFC Championship.


Transcendent Man: A Documentary about Futuristist Ray Kurzweil


David Icke breaks down Illuminati patterns in Washington D.C.

Wrong answer, my Dear Watson.

"The truth is, that it is not the Jewish banking conspiracy, or the grey aliens, or the twelve-foot reptiloids from another dimension that are in control, the truth is far more frightening; no-one is in control, the world is rudderless."

Musical Guest:...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead

Bill Murray is Epic

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Monday, January 24, 2011

The Distance to Here

Yeah, that's right...the title is an obscure late-period Live album, so blow me.

What I wanted to write about tonight has nothing to do with the Bears loss to the Packers in the NFC championship game today (Pussy is a Jay Cutler - The Sulk), nor is about the episode of Jersey Shore I am currently watching (Sitch and Ronnie are cooking frozen meat on the grill at 3 in the am), instead it will be about my personal philosophy that tends to expand, broaden and change with each passing day...

I had a breakthrough recently. It's about love. Not that sappy version of love where John Cusak is holding the boom box over his head, but something even better.
Better than this?


Yeah better than that douchebag playing that horrible Peter Gabriel song on his boom box outside Diane Cort's window as Frasier's dad has nightmares about ripping off the elderly.

...but I digress...

Love is hard, and that is a good thing. Truth is, I love my girlfriend Lauren to pieces. This is the truth. Although things aren't ideal for either of us, we still are able to care and nuture each other in ways that are foriegn to me. This isn't to knock the long terms before her (or perhaps it is a bloody inditment of those said priors, nobody knows for sure). The love I feel for the girl is bar none and that I believe, my dear few readers, is someething to shout from the heavens.

I love Lauren O'Leary, the sweet Irish lass. Who knew she would have picked a German sheep in wolf's cloathing like yours truly. Maybe we'll know when Cthulu comes to town...

In Your R'lyehs

Sunday, January 2, 2011